The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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