I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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