Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
You are a genius and a whore.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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