remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
