Need sex. Gaining weight.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Let's paint friendship bongs
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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