hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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