so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
