He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
third nipple confirmed
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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