just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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