i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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