i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
