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im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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