haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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