I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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