i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just want nice things and good sex
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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