he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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