well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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