So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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