her vagine was all disorganized.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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