I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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