I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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