yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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