on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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