I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Who died my cat blue again?
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