32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
