don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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