I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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