Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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