New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Let's paint friendship bongs
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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