Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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