i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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