just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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