i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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