I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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