Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Why can't burritos get me drunk
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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