Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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