Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
How external is "for external use only"?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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