meet me or not, i'm out of control
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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