Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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