Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I wear drunk well.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
