Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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