I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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