Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
