We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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