Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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