Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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