Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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