i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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