I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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