do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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